Words from -- Confucius
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> "Man who run in front of car, get tired"
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> "Man who run behind car, get exhausted"
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> "Passionate kiss like spiders web - soon lead to undoing
> of fly."
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> "Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife
> upright organ."
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> "Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going
> to Bangkok"
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> "Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails."
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> "Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it."
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> "War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's
> left."
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> "Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat
> house."
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> "Man who sleep in cathouse by day, sleep in doghouse
by
> night."
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> "Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at
> night!"
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> "Man who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn
> out!"
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> "It takes many nails to build crib, but one screw to
> fill it."
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> "Man who drive like hell, bound to get there!"
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> "Man who sit on tack get point!"
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> "Man who lives in glass house should change in basement"
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> "He who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs."
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> "Baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot walk."
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